Styl’d: Because the Great American BusBoy Competition Didn’t Make it Out of...
This week, a show called Styl’d was on. It’s about people who dream about being stylists, did you honestly expect it to be spelled right? ????? Do you see what I have to deal with/ First,male pattern...
View ArticleStyl’d: Yes, I am Fired! Up! Fired Up! Right Guys? Right?
This week on Styl’d, Brett refuses to be fired, which means we get to watch a prolonged version of his misery unfold. YAYAYAYAYYYYY! Also, there’s a new intern in the house, and Gary squeals. A lot....
View ArticleStyl’d: Herbie Strikes Again
Tonight on Styl’d, we don’t get to see Tara go apeshit on Julie’s personal belongings. Styl’d, I’m very very dis’pntd in you. Oh man. I just want this entire show to be Tara being disgusting. But it’s...
View ArticleStyl’d: Squeal Like a Man, Boy!
This week on Styl’d, Gary gets some dream advice: Previously, Brett got his job back and crashed Janna’s car (but the victim was hot and famous so it’s all good), Cody got in troubs for stealing a belt...
View ArticleStyl’d: Pete Wentz Pays the Mortgage
Tonight on Styl’d, Nicole Richie designs male pattern baldness headpieces in honor of our head judge. Awwww! Jen should sue for copyright infringement. We open with really sad music and a shot of sad...
View ArticleStyl’d: Precious! Come Make Mommy Feel Goooood!
This week on Styl’d, Jen almost beats the shit out of Tara. I said almost. As in, almost Emmy worthy. Come on, Styl’d!! MAKE AN EFFORT!! When Male Pattern Baldness Attacks Ok there are eight episodes...
View ArticleStyl’d: The Werewolf, the Carnie Wilson, and the Naked Ten Year Old
This week on Styl’d, Cody’s a shit face, Janna’s a cry face, Brett’s dirty, Eric’s an evil queen, Gary squeals a lot (with good reason), and Julie has….wait for it…a HEART!!! I know, right? We pick up...
View ArticleStyl’d: The End
Here we are at the end of Styl’d's season, and it’s entire run. Can you believe it? Me neither. It’s cheesy, nonsensical, and unintentionally hilarious. I thought that would mean a hit, but apparently...
View ArticleReal World DC: You’re My Dick
This week on The Real World, Dorkus gets shot down but picks himself up and gets himself a fug to lay, BiGuy makes out with boys and girls, and Blondie makes out with a pantry full of food. God Bless...
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